A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,' 'OK old fart, time for you to retire. The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens? Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.' Moral of this story? Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
But now they are called..
An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
“ If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
The other loves too many,
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
Just few hours left for your exams..!
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the “door..!” 🙂
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…
….. Leave them to us
Hi all.. Just read this small quote on one forum… Sorry for keeping thge post so short but truly worth a glance… 😉
“Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI”
Quote [Sorcerer]: We are humans and we make mistakes….like Bill Gates-he invented Vista.
Quotes this time 😉