Amazing Errors !!!!

And the final one…. (LOL)

History of Microsoft Operating Systems

Windows 1.0

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Windows 2.0

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Windows 3.0

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Windows 3.11

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Windows 3.11 NT

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Windows 95

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Windows 98

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Windows 2000

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Windows ME

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Windows XP

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Windows VISTA

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Windows 7

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Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ]

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe)

He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, ” Is this your computer ?” Disappointed by the Goddess’ lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, ” No.

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said “No, not at all !!

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said ” Yes.

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, “Don’t you know that you’re supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, “I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !“. So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

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Moral :

If you’re not up-to-date with technology trends , it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Man Behind Control Alt Delete

Man Behind Control Alt Delete

Man Behind Control Alt Delete

A truly Funny Quote..

Hi all.. Just read this small quote on one forum… Sorry for keeping thge post so short but truly worth a glance… 😉

“Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI”

Quote [Sorcerer]: We are humans and we make mistakes….like Bill Gates-he invented Vista.

Letter to Bill Gates from Banta Singh!!

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.

We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.

I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is. We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.

There is a button ‘start’ but there is no stop button. We request you to check this. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run’ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change t hat to sit so that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home. Also there is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,
Banta Singh
Punjab