Funny sayings …

“U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband

And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id”


There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects…


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.


Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.


What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.


The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!


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