Oxymorons….;)

An oxymoron is usually defined as “A phrase in which two words having  contradictory meanings are brought together“…

  1. Clearly misunderstood
  2. Exact Estimate
  3. Small Crowd
  4. Act Naturally
  5. Found Missing
  6. Fully Empty
  7. Pretty ugly
  8. Seriously funny
  9. Only choice
  10. Original copies

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11) Happily Married

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Engineering Means Common Sense!

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE – 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……

When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes Away….

NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE  – 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA):

Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equal”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives….

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom… TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.

SCENE –  3 ( LONAVALA):

SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time…

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ………… ……. ….

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train……. ….

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don’t mess with Engineers. 😀

Think!!!

A TOURIST VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO HIS COUNTRY, WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM : HOW DID YOU FIND MY COUNTRY?

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED : HOW DID YOU FIND INDIANS …….??

INDIANS?? WHO INDIANS??

I DIDN’T FIND OR MEET A SINGLE INDIAN THERE IN INDIA …….!

WHAT NONSENSE?? WHO ELSE CAN YOU MEET IN INDIA THEN……??

THE AMERICAN SAID:

IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–
IN PUNJAB A PUNJABI—–
IN BIHAR, MAHARASTRA, BENGAL , TAMILNADU
I MET A BIHARI, MARATHI, BENGALI, TAMILIAN………

THEN I MET
A HINDU, A MUSLIM, A CHRISTIAN, A JAIN, A BUDDHIST AND MANY MANY MANY MORE
BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET!!

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS…………….

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONALS WANT…

WE SHOULD FIGHT BACK TO ENSURE INDIA ALWAYS REMAINS UNITED-

ALWAYS SAY WE ARE INDIANS FIRST AND FOREMOST……..
EVERYTHING ELSE IS SECONDARY, RELIGION, LANGUAGE, CASTE, CREED,
COMMUNITY,  ETC., ETC.

JAI HIND