Sania & Shoaib Mailik update….!

Sania in Action Again………… Bhai sahib Pareshaan…………

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Haaay, Yeh maine kya kiya…….Mujhe sharm a rahi hai..us ko naheen

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Main nahin dekh sakta yeh sab kuch……mujhe haya aati hai….. par tumhein nahin aati……
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Philosophy

History does have its lessons

Next time someone starts to spread gossip, think of this:

In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”

Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test.It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”

“Triple filter?”

“That’s right,” Socrates continued. “Before you talk to me about my student let’s take a m! oment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”

“No,” the man said, “actually I just heard about it and…”

“All right,” said Socrates. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?”

“No, on the contrary…”

“So,” Socrates continued, “you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you’re not certain it’s true?”

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. “You may still pass the test though,because there is a third filter – the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?”

“No, not really…”

“Well,” concluded Socrates, “if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful,! why tell it to me at all?”

The man was defeated and ashamed.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why he never found out that Plato (his student) was having an affair with his wife.

Moral: It’s good to gossip sometimes!!!


Love Schedule of Year

JANUARY – ROSE

FEBRUARY – PROPOSE

MARCH – GIFT

APRIL – LIFT

MAY – CHATTING

JUNE – DATING

JULY – MISS YOU

AUGUST – KISS YOU

SEPTEMBER – ANGER

OCTOBER – DANGER

NOVEMBER – LEFT

DECEMBER – NEXT

Karan Johar’s new movie -> Kolkata Knightriders ki kahani

Came across the new script of KJo’s upcoming movie titled -> Kolkata Knightriders ki kahani..

Its an Amazing script,  brialliantly written and very inspiring.Here’s a brief summary:

SRK hits 36 in the final over and helps KKR finally win the IPL. He steps in after all players leave him and only 10 remain. Dancing Katrina and dancing Deepika and more dancing dumb belles at Lord’s.

Later its revealed that SRK’s father was Don Bradman (played by Amitabh Bacchan) who dies just hours before the finals and wants KKR to win.

They Walk Among Us….

Millionaire Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever

NEW YORK – Idaho  resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular  TV show, ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.’

It seems that Evans, a  32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and  proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing ‘the absolute worst use of  lifelines ever.’

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After being introduced to the show’s host Meredith Vieira,  Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an  extremely easy $100 question. The question was: ‘Which of the following is the largest?’

A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who  you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not  readily know the answer.

Hmm, oh boy, that’s a toughie,’ said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. ‘I mean, I’m sure  I’ve heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was  bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!‘ exclaimed Evans.. ‘Darn. I think I better phone a friend.

Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs.  Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office  assistant.

Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I’m on TV!‘ said Evans,  wasting the first seven seconds of her call. ‘Ok, I got an important question.  Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15  seconds hun.
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans  proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

Come on Betsy, are you sure?‘ said Evans. ‘How sure are you? Duh, that can’t be  it.

To everyone’s astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend’s advice and pick ‘The Moon.

I just don’t know if I can trust Betsy. She’s not all that bright. So I think I’d like to ask the audience,‘  said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98%  in favor of answer C, ‘The Moon.’ Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then  made the dumbest choice of her life.

Wow, seems like everybody is against what I’m thinking,’ said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. ‘But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let’s see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I’m going to have to go with B, an elephant.  Final answer.

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one  waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the  answer was in fact, C, ‘The Moon.

Caution…..they walk among us!
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This one is actually better! (No  comments needed!)

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.‘ For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.  He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.

The next day someone stole it!

***They walk amongst us!***
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*One  day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone  shouted….’Look at that dead bird!‘ Someone looked up at the sky and  said…’where?


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While looking at a house, my brother  asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?‘ When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with that  stuff


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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but ‘didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving‘.


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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.


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I was hanging out with a friend  when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My  friend said, ‘Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?‘ I  had to explain that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned…


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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,‘ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?‘….
(I work with professionals like this.)


***They walk amongst us!***
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t  think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant’s Trigonometry n Physics


Some Intersting Info

01. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

02. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

03. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

04. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

05. A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

06. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

07. A snail can sleep for three years.

08. Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

09. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

10.  Almonds are a member of the peach family.

11. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

12. Babies are born without kneecaps.

13. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

14. Butterflies taste with their feet.

15. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about Ten.

16. “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”.

17. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

18. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

19. If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

20. If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

21.It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

22. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

23. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

24. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

25.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

26.  Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

27. “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right.

28. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

29. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of die! Sel that it burns.

30. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

31. The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the l! Azy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet.

32. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

33. The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

34. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

35. There are more chickens than people in the world.

36. There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

37. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

38. There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

39. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

40. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

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. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

42. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

43. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself