THAT MAKES SENSE———————

1.  If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2.  Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.

3.  Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside
. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4.  Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5.  Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6.  He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7.  A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8.  So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9.  Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10.  All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11.  Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

12.  When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

13.  10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

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Intresting….

THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN BY AN AFRICAN CHILD,, N WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST POEM OF 2005


When i born,i blackWhen i grow up,i black

When i go in sun,.i black

When i scared, i black

When i sick,i black

n when i die i am still black!!!!

AND U DA WHITE FELLA

When u born,u pink

When u grow up,u white

When u go in sun,u red

when u cold,u blue

When u scared,u yellow

When u sick,u green

AND when u die,u gray……

And u call me COLORED?????

EVEN GOD HAS SENSE OF HUMOUR…………….!!!

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates

“Look everything should be in balance.For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests…

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.”

One of the angels asked…

God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?

God replied…….

“Ahah…that is the crown piece of all…  INDIA. My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..

The angel was quite surprised:
“But god you said everything should be in balance.”

God replied —

“Look at the neighbours I gave them.”

History of Microsoft Operating Systems

Windows 1.0

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Windows 2.0

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Windows 3.0

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Windows 3.11

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Windows 3.11 NT

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Windows 95

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Windows 98

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Windows 2000

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Windows ME

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Windows XP

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Windows VISTA

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Windows 7

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If Inflation Doesn’t Stop Rising…

If Inflation Doesn’t Stop Rising…

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