A Sad Love Story…

A sad love story of an Engineering student……….

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.
One day he proposed to her by saying that he loved her a lot….
But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she’d complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.
One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message “I love you too, I’m sorry to hurt you the other day. if u’ve forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me.” in that book.

But the guy never talked to her.

4 yrs went away and nothing happened..

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Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life…

Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life…

  • How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional  life……
  • How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks, but then why it gives less happiness…..
  • How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe, but then why there are less people to use them
  • How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger, but then why there is less hunger…..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life… How it changed…..

  • How a bike always in reserve changed to bike / car always on, but then why there are less places to go on……
  • How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day,  but then why it feels like the shop is far away…..
  • How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package, but then why there are less calls & more messages……

Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life… How it changed…..

  • How a general class journey changed to Flight journey, but then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
  • How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop, but then why there is less time to put it on……….
  • How a small bunch of friends changed to office mates, but then why after 6’o Clock it always feel like  getting late….

Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life… How it changed….. 😦

BEST DAYS OF MY LiFe….!!!

1. On being Late:

“Kab shuru hui class?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya padaya tha isne”

“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga…….”

” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”

2. During the lecture:

“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is ….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa………….”

“No sir…..I know the answer ……sir….”

“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”

“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”

“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”

“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”

“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”

“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”

3. Lab:

“Expt. 2 likha??”

“last time tu aaya the kya?””

“Karna kya hai??”

“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”

“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata hai….”

4. Sessionals Test:

“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”

“Kya……. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya hoga….”

“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail….”

After test……

“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalega…” SAHI !!

5. For attendance

“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”

“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”

“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua…..”

6. Late submission of assignments:

” Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”

“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”

“They should allow XEROX……..sala system hi kharab hai ”

7 . After exam:

“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt…”

“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”

“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….Gaya……….fail pakka…….”

“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……”

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”

“Aeee…….Akash…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”

“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”

“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai”

9 . Submission:

“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”

“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaon padhta hai”

“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”

“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”

“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”

10 .Copying Assignments:

“Ye tune kya likha hai????”

(The best one)

“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal”

“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”

” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”

“Koi hint……..”

“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”

11. Exam:

“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh NAHI aata hai”  ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”

“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”

“tere paas is ke notes hai??”

“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”

“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”

“nahi samjha to rat le” – PERFECT ONE

“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”

“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya………” I AGREE !! !!

This one is dedicated to all my friends:

“bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai

Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.

kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain

kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.

abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai

Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.

Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai

exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,

college ke paas Jaggi ka dhabe ki yaad aati hai

tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.

Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.

Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.

Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai

bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.

bas ek bar aur

wapas lautne ka man karta hai.”

Superb Quotes !!

Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
“Saints”

But now they are called..

IT professionals

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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,
One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many,

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

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Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new

and

Just few hours left for your exams..!

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Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!

Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the “door..!” 🙂

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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…

….. Leave them to us

The 4-year holiday called Engineering (How True…)

20 things common to all Engineering colleges:

1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who
benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college.

2). Rules are made to be broken.

3). Promises are made to be broken.

4). Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS!

5).Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.

6).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.

7).The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e)

8).The watchmen are the people most bribed.

9).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of sycophancy here).

10).The principal is the person most abused and insulted(behind the back i.e)

11).Dropping subjects is ‘cool’.(arre yaar..drop the idea of dropping subjects plzz).

12).There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper ‘english’.

13). Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.

14).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the ‘chit’ in which the
words can be understood only by the person who wrote them(in most of thecases i.e)

15).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen,the ‘free’
periods or for completing the records,assignments.

16).The second-years are the ones with the ‘I am the don-of-the-college’ feeling.

17).The third years are the ones with the ‘so-many-backlogs’ feeling and the poor
souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so
long.but the fun still continues ..

18).The fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever…with
no interest in ragging,pulling each other`s legs,the bday parties,the bday
bums et al which they enjoyed so much till now.All they want is a good
placement and a ‘1st-class’ tag attached to their memo.

19).The first three years are spent in cursing the college,the people there,the system et al.

20).But towards the end of the fourth year ,people tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years.Now the very system they disliked,the very canteen they cursed,the time that they spent there,the bday bums they suffered..all these seem like heaven to them.