A Sad Love Story…

A sad love story of an Engineering student……….

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.
One day he proposed to her by saying that he loved her a lot….
But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she’d complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.
One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message “I love you too, I’m sorry to hurt you the other day. if u’ve forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me.” in that book.

But the guy never talked to her.

4 yrs went away and nothing happened..

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Moral of the story

Bajaj’s new Cheapest Bike for Rs. 1000 (like nano)….. !!!!!!!

Bajaj’s new Cheapest Bike for Rs.1000 (like nano)….. !!!!!!!

Hurry……. Hurry……. Hurry……. Hurry……. Hurry……. Hurry…… for booking now……..

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Nice to laugh sometimes!!!

THIS IS THE MAIL OF THE DAY ….SIT BACK AND ENJOY ……..

Plumber with a sense of humor! Gotta love this guy!!

BAD SPELLING

BAD JUDGMENT

Will this resume be shortlisted ??

OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUME

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.

I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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Can you Pass this Quiz??

WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ!

(Passing the Test, requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI’s first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.

This is called Innovation..

For all those with high spirits…

DEAD Pieces ARE TO BE DRUNK by the killer.

DEAD Pieces ARE TO BE DRUNK by the killer.

Sania & Shoaib Mailik update….!

Sania in Action Again………… Bhai sahib Pareshaan…………

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Haaay, Yeh maine kya kiya…….Mujhe sharm a rahi hai..us ko naheen

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Main nahin dekh sakta yeh sab kuch……mujhe haya aati hai….. par tumhein nahin aati……

A Test For Your Eyes

A small test to check eyesight yourself. Hope it will work.

please follow the guide.

1. First close one of your eye .
2. Move your mouse point at the red ‘! “.
3. Press ctrl+a
4. Then u’ll see the result.

Stupid !

People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind

YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problem hehehehe .. Ha..HA..HA.. !!!

NOW ENOUGH…GO BACK TO UR WORK …

I am also a VICTIM of this ..

If u r angry THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND ..

Financial Management

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

A wonderful example of financial management indeed!!

The Fire Waterfall – Yosemite National Park

The Yosemite National Park, California, USA

Yosemite National Park

This park was gazetted as a national park in 1890. It is world famous for its rugged terrain, geysers, waterfalls and century-old pine trees. It covers 1200 sq km and the “fire” waterfall of El Capitan is one of the most spectacular of all scenery.

Yosemite National Park

The spectacular view of the waterfall is created by the reflection of sunlight hitting the falling water at a specific angle. This rare sight can only be seen during a 2-week period towards the end of February. To photograph this rare event, photographers would often have to wait and endure years of patience in order to capture it. The reason is because its appearance depends on a few natural phenomena occurring at the same time, and luck.

First is the formation of the waterfall. The water is formed by the melting of snow and ice at the top of the mountain. It melts between the month of December and January and by the end of February there might not be much snow left to melt.

Second is the specific angle of the sun’s rays hitting the falling water. The sun’s position must be exactly at a particular spot in the sky. This occurs only in the month of February and during the short minutes of dusk. If it is a day full of clouds or something is obscuring the sun, you can only take pictures of your own sorry faces on the waterfall. It coincides with the fact that the weather in the National Park at that time of the year is often volatile and unpredictable. It compounds the difficulty of getting these pictures.

However, someone DID and we all get to see them in the slide-show below:

Fastest In the World

Fastest Car in the World

Shelby Super Cars Ultimate Aero - 412.28 KMPH

Fastest Animal in the World

Cheetah - 113 KMPH

Why it rains IN EUROPE and not in the Gulf………………

In EUROPE

European Weather Reporters

European Weather Reporters

Ever wondered…

Have you ever wondered, why there no men in car advertisements ??? May be this will explain why… :))

Secrets behind a happy married life…

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

Nine Words Women use!!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fire…
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing… (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.