This is another mail by Anish… The mail contains offensive language. I have filtered some.. but still viewer discretion advised 🙂
ANISH DHUME’S CHAIN LETTER
Hello, my name is Anish and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f@#king chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with
a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,
and everyone to whom you send “his” email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll
get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit.
If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something
I’ve seen all the “send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times.
I don’t f@#king care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it’s our
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you shagless
or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it’s funny, send it on.
Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he’ll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume
Have a nice day.
Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off
If you find this to be an act of plagiarism,then again F@#K OFF!
The shortest chain letter i have received, even then does the sender think we believe this crap…
A big hello to you guys, forward this to at least 11 people and see what happens on your screen. You will laugh your head off!!!!!!!!!!!
If you forward it to 11 people a video comes on your screen. this works. I don’t know how…but it works.
Somehow, from the return path generated, you’ll receive something, and IT IS FUNNY!!!
This is The coolest thing I have ever gotten. All you have to do is send it to 11 people and watch your screen.
It is the funniest clip. almost fell off my chair!!! So, send it to those 11 people and watch.
ps: it is really true. Pass it around.
If Ne one of you trried this please let us know…
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006 & 2007.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those “Wishes” are already married (to someone else)!
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn’t matter BUT PLEASE DON’T SEND me
“Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush…” Otherwise I’ll delete my E-Mail account!