Will this resume be shortlisted ??


OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUME

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.

I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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Will this resume be shortlisted ??

Will this resume be shortlisted ??

Employer’s reply……

Dear Peggy,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check…..

Welcome onboard!!

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3 Responses to “Will this resume be shortlisted ??”

  1. Sample Resume Template Says:

    Good joke! Oh! nice post that makes me laugh..keep the good work. Laugh and make other laugh

  2. Khopdi Says:

    Really nice resume

    after seeing a pic i agree to appoint u as a secretary in my prestigious organization, but u hv to do same mistakes in my letters. Okey

  3. chad Says:

    Gud


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