Old Rooster – Don’t mess with the OLD FARTS


A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'
'OK old fart, time for you to retire. The old rooster replies, 'Come
on,
surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens? Look what it has done to
me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over.'

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.

'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I
will
give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse
and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind
the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in
his
usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer
grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The
farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit.....third gay rooster I
bought this month.'

Moral of this story? 

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always 
overcome youth and arrogance!
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