Superb Quotes !!


Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
“Saints”

But now they are called..

IT professionals

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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,
One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many,

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

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Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new

and

Just few hours left for your exams..!

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Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!

Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the “door..!” 🙂

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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…

….. Leave them to us

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5 Responses to “Superb Quotes !!”

  1. chd786 Says:

    Thanks…. Good Jokes. For More on SANTA-BANTA & Hindi Punjabi Non Veg Jokes please visit : http://alizjokes.blogspot.com

    Ali

  2. coolhound Says:

    This is too good.. “ If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off“ 🙂

  3. Amol Says:

    Really Kool stuff!!!

  4. Imran Says:

    OH GOD!

    to be frank i have pick many of them for sending as sms

    nice quotes 😉

  5. Waqar Says:

    Nice Funny Quotes


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