Will this resume be shortlisted ??

OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUME

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.

I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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Can you Pass this Quiz??

WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ!

(Passing the Test, requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI’s first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.

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This is called Innovation..

For all those with high spirits…

DEAD Pieces ARE TO BE DRUNK by the killer.

DEAD Pieces ARE TO BE DRUNK by the killer.

DEAD Pieces ARE TO BE DRUNK by the killer.

Sania & Shoaib Mailik update….!

Sania in Action Again………… Bhai sahib Pareshaan…………

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Haaay, Yeh maine kya kiya…….Mujhe sharm a rahi hai..us ko naheen

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mailk Update

Main nahin dekh sakta yeh sab kuch……mujhe haya aati hai….. par tumhein nahin aati……
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A Test For Your Eyes

A small test to check eyesight yourself. Hope it will work.

please follow the guide.

1. First close one of your eye .
2. Move your mouse point at the red ‘! “.
3. Press ctrl+a
4. Then u’ll see the result.

Stupid !

People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind

YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problem hehehehe .. Ha..HA..HA.. !!!

NOW ENOUGH…GO BACK TO UR WORK …

I am also a VICTIM of this ..

If u r angry THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND ..

Financial Management

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

A wonderful example of financial management indeed!!

The Fire Waterfall – Yosemite National Park

The Yosemite National Park, California, USA

Yosemite National Park

Yosemite National Park

This park was gazetted as a national park in 1890. It is world famous for its rugged terrain, geysers, waterfalls and century-old pine trees. It covers 1200 sq km and the “fire” waterfall of El Capitan is one of the most spectacular of all scenery.

Yosemite National Park

Yosemite National Park

The spectacular view of the waterfall is created by the reflection of sunlight hitting the falling water at a specific angle. This rare sight can only be seen during a 2-week period towards the end of February. To photograph this rare event, photographers would often have to wait and endure years of patience in order to capture it. The reason is because its appearance depends on a few natural phenomena occurring at the same time, and luck.

First is the formation of the waterfall. The water is formed by the melting of snow and ice at the top of the mountain. It melts between the month of December and January and by the end of February there might not be much snow left to melt.

Second is the specific angle of the sun’s rays hitting the falling water. The sun’s position must be exactly at a particular spot in the sky. This occurs only in the month of February and during the short minutes of dusk. If it is a day full of clouds or something is obscuring the sun, you can only take pictures of your own sorry faces on the waterfall. It coincides with the fact that the weather in the National Park at that time of the year is often volatile and unpredictable. It compounds the difficulty of getting these pictures.

However, someone DID and we all get to see them in the slide-show below:
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