BEST DAYS OF MY LiFe….!!!


1. On being Late:

“Kab shuru hui class?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya padaya tha isne”

“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga…….”

” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”

2. During the lecture:

“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is ….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa………….”

“No sir…..I know the answer ……sir….”

“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”

“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”

“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”

“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”

“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”

“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”

3. Lab:

“Expt. 2 likha??”

“last time tu aaya the kya?””

“Karna kya hai??”

“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”

“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata hai….”

4. Sessionals Test:

“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”

“Kya……. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya hoga….”

“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail….”

After test……

“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalega…” SAHI !!

5. For attendance

“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”

“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”

“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua…..”

6. Late submission of assignments:

” Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”

“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”

“They should allow XEROX……..sala system hi kharab hai ”

7 . After exam:

“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt…”

“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”

“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….Gaya……….fail pakka…….”

“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……”

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”

“Aeee…….Akash…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”

“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”

“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai”

9 . Submission:

“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”

“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaon padhta hai”

“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”

“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”

“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”

10 .Copying Assignments:

“Ye tune kya likha hai????”

(The best one)

“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal”

“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”

” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”

“Koi hint……..”

“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”

11. Exam:

“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh NAHI aata hai”  ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”

“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”

“tere paas is ke notes hai??”

“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”

“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”

“nahi samjha to rat le” – PERFECT ONE

“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”

“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya………” I AGREE !! !!

This one is dedicated to all my friends:

“bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai

Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.

kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain

kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.

abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai

Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.

Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai

exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,

college ke paas Jaggi ka dhabe ki yaad aati hai

tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.

Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.

Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.

Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai

bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.

bas ek bar aur

wapas lautne ka man karta hai.”

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2 Responses to “BEST DAYS OF MY LiFe….!!!”

  1. Gaurav Says:

    Wo school ki sidhi par pyaar bhari baatein,
    Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatein,
    Wo canteen ki party wo b’day ki laatein,
    Wo ruthna manana wo bunk wo mulaqatein,
    Wo lab wo library wo sona temporary,
    Wo movie wo music wo cards ka magic,
    Wo proposal ki planning mein raat ka gujarna,
    Fir class mein piche ki seat pe sona,
    Wo library mein jakar chehro ko padhna,
    Aur betuki baato ko seriously le lena,

    Ab na rahe wo school ke din na rahi wo raatein..
    Agar bacha hai khuch to bas ye “yaadein”…

  2. SHIFU GARG Says:

    awesome yaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very touching lines. kaash wo colg k hseen din or naughty frends hmesha hmari jindagi me aise hi rehte……….


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