Non Sense Trivia


  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?   Hehe I liked this 🙂

  • Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
  • Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Why does the Alphabet song (a b c d e f g…) and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on……
  • Did you ever notice that when you blow air in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  • Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
  • Why is it that people say he “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
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