ANISH DHUME’S CHAIN LETTER


This is another mail by Anish… The mail contains offensive language. I have filtered some.. but still viewer discretion advised 🙂

ANISH DHUME’S CHAIN LETTER

Hello, my name is Anish and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f@#king chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with
a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,
and everyone to whom you send “his” email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll
get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me for not continuing a chain letter that was started by
St Peter in 5AD and later taken to the US of A by midget pilgrim
stowaways on the Endeavour

F@#k ’em!!

If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing.

I’ve seen all the “send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times.

I don’t f@#king care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it’s our
own unpopularity.
The point being?

If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you shagless
or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it’s funny, send it on.

Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he’ll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume
your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Anish Dhume…
P.S:
Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off
If you find this to be an act of plagiarism,then again F@#K OFF!

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