Management Decisions

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an Auto Rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died. Yama was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already
decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there
should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decisionis made;
and should not be just based on opinion or preconceived notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

  • PVNR is asked to spell “INDIA” and he does it correctly.
  • Advani is asked to spell ” ENGLAND” and he too passes.
  • It is Laloo’s turn and he is asked to spell “CZECHOSLOVAKIA”.

Laloo protests that he doesn’t know English. He says this is not fair and
that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).

1. PVNR is asked to write “KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW”. He writes it easily and passes.
2. Advani is asked to write “BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN”. He too passes.
3. Laloo is asked to write* “BANDAR BOLA GRRRRRR…..”* Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the
other two weren’t), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test
in history Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would
not take any more tests.
1. PVNR is asked: “When did India get Independence?”. He replied “1947” and passed.
2. Advani is asked “How many people died during the independence struggle?” He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
3. It’s Laloo’s turn now.Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each
of the 200,000 who died in the independence struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.



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