Too good catch lines..

# Sign on a railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan:

Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will be…..


Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.”

–        Indian Armed Forces


6 Responses to “Too good catch lines..”

  1. SIDDHANTR Says:


  2. Hi Says:

    Q. What will happen if Brooke shield marries james bond?

    A. She will become BrookE BOND.


    Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

    A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!


    Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
    Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
    Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.


  3. Hi Says:

    This guys walks into a bar and the bartender immediately notices how depressed this guy is.

    “Give me a beer”, said the guy.

    “Sure thing,” said the bartender, “by the way, why the long face?

    “I just found out my oldest son is gay”, replied the guy.

    The next day the same guy walks back into the bar and orders a beer and a few shots of whiskey.

    “Whats wrong now?”, asked the bartender noticing he is twice as depressed as the day before.

    “I just found out my youngest son is gay too.”

    The next day the same guy walks in with tears pouring out of his eyes.

    “God doesn’t anyone in your house like pussy?”, asked the bartender.

    The guy said, “Yeah, my wife!”

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  5. krishnan Says:

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