Marketing Re Defined


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”

That’s Direct Marketing.

2.   You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
“He’s very rich.Marry him.”

That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

That’s Telemarketing.

4. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”

That’s Public Relations.

5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says,”You are very richâ?¦”

That’s Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m
rich.Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That’s Customer Feedback!!!! !

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband

That’s demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say, I am very rich. Marry me!” she turns her face towards you
———— she is your wife!

That’s competition eating into your market share.

Hope you learnt marketing.

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