ANISH DHUME’S CHAIN LETTER

This is another mail by Anish… The mail contains offensive language. I have filtered some.. but still viewer discretion advised

ANISH DHUME’S CHAIN LETTER

Hello, my name is Anish and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f@#king chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with
a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,
and everyone to whom you send “his” email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll
get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me for not continuing a chain letter that was started by

St Peter in 5AD and later taken to the US of A by midget pilgrim

stowaways on the Endeavour

F@#k ‘em!!

If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing.

I’ve seen all the “send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times.

I don’t f@#king care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it’s our
own unpopularity.
The point being?

If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you shagless
or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it’s funny, send it on.

Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he’ll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume
your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Anish Dhume…
P.S:
Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off
If you find this to be an act of plagiarism,then again F@#K OFF!

A Virgin’s worst nightmare

Here is a funny Sex driven chain letter…

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist.”

* * * * * * * * *

If you DON’T forward this in 1 minute you will

have bad sex for life!!!

&while i’m at it.

Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by

the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE

RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!

Another Chain Letter…

The shortest chain letter i have received, even then does the sender think we believe this crap…

A big hello to you guys, forward this to at  least 11 people and see  what happens on your screen. You will laugh your head  off!!!!!!!!!!!

If you forward it to 11 people a video comes on  your screen. this works. I don’t know how…but it works.
Somehow, from the return path  generated, you’ll receive something, and IT IS FUNNY!!!

This is The coolest thing I have ever gotten. All you  have to do is send  it to 11  people and watch your screen.
It is the funniest  clip. almost fell off  my chair!!! So, send it to those 11 people and  watch.

ps: it is really true. Pass it around.

If Ne one of you trried this please let us know…