SMS

This are some random SMS messages available on the net. If you get bored by reading the emails, try this but I doubt you will benefit from these… I personally think that most of the content listed below sucks. Your comments are welcomed

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“stolen kisses are always sweetest”

Bandariya told to her father:- papa jaldi se meri shaadi kara do PAPA:- LADKA SMS PADH RAHA HAI AGAR HASA TO SHAADI PAKKI.

R u idiot? Why u send me msg? Who gv my number to u? Never msg me again. kya meine kabhi aisa kaha? To fir msg kyon nhi karte..

Khuda ne apko fursat se banaya hoga; Har ang ko taraashne me lamha lamhe bitaya hoga; Dar to sirf is baat ka hai jaan; Kabhi khuda ka bhi dil ap par aya hoga; (This is dedicated to my Jaan,my love)

Let me guess what U R doing… Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.

Virginity is not dignity, it is simply lack of opportunity

I may run out of msg 2 txt u, i may run out of credit 2 call u,i may run out of jokes 2 tickle u, but my heart will neva run out of space 2 accomodate u

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

in the last days of my life when the god ask me which one u want to meet? like u r mum,fa,sis,bro,BUT i will give ur name my friend.becoz u know about my self my dear friend. (this is dedicate to my dearest friend saraswathi-ranchi)

Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .

Dear Sona,Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!You Know Why? Bcoz…..You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

Kash PYAR Ka Insurance Ho JataPyar Karne se Pahle Premium Bharwaya jata,PYAR me wafa mili to thik, Warna Bewafao pe Jo kharcha hota, Uska Claim To mil Jata.

Words r few, yet heart is true.Frnds i cn make bt none as sweet as u.Wen god gv frnds he was fair bt wen i got u i got more dan my shares.

Wajud nahi wo hasti kis kam ki.Jaha Dil na lege wo basti kis kam ki.Yad aaye apki aur hum sms na kare apko 2 apni dosti kis kam ki.

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,kitna soyega uth ja yar,up above da world so high, sun has risen in da sky, uth ja jaldi pile chaye, then u msg & tell me hi. Good morning

santa; if she buys orange juice that means she likes me and if she buys strawberry juice that means she dont like me.[ the girl buys grapes juice.]banta starts laughing loudly. santa to overcome his emberassement says; it means she has not made her decision about me yet.

Twinkle twinkle little star,you should know what you are,and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Five rules of girls1:Love me don’t touch me2 Touch me don’t kiss me 3 Kiss me don’t ‘use’me 4 Use me don’forget me 5 Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad kyonki kichhad bahot hota he baarish aane ke baad.

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!

LOVE IS BLINDBE VERY KINDWHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND

I LOV THREE THINGS1….PIZZA2……PEPSI 3……….U . PIZZA TO EAT . . PEPSI TO DRINK . . . . AND U . . OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO…………………….. .TABLE KUAN SAAF KAREGA ??

Ankhon ki zuban wo samaj nhi pate.hoth magar kuch kah nhi pate.apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum.koi he jiske bina hum rah nhi pate…

Zindagi nahi hame dosto se pyari, Dosto ke liye hai hazir jaan hamari,Aankh me hamari aansu hai to kya, Jaan se bhi pyari hai muskan tumhari

Having a Crush is sweet; Falling in Luv is Exciting; Having a Heart break Shocks; But, having a Friend like U totally Rocks!

i look at the moon the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i… i rather look at the moon again

Life + love = happy Life – love = sadadding above 2,Life + love = happy Life – love = sad ——————– 2Life = happy + sad So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

teri yaad me hamne cigreet jala le….. kambakt is bewafa dhuwe ne teri tasvir bana de.

Teacher asked pappu-tell me 2+2=?. Pappu-4. Teacher-dont count ur finger,put ur hands front. Again he asked 3+3=?. Again he counted his finger and said 6. Teacher furiously scolded him and told to put his hands in pocket and asked 5+5=?. He replied 11 sir

SHE IS HOT! SHE IS SWEET! SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER! WHO! WHO IS SHE?DO U KNOW?”TEA” CHAI PIYO, MAST JIYO…………………………………………………………………………………………………………COOL

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.Next morning he came out of the toilet &said, now i understand Why indian use water.Tissue Can catch fire…

3 monkeys ran from zoo 1stwatching TV. 2ndplayingGAME & 3rd , , , , No ya, Its not u Why do you always think that way. 3rd is missing Ok..

Thur, 14 Feb 2008—;-<@ —;-<@ —;-<@ Roses exclusively from a nice person… “U” From a simple person… “ME” Keep roses until they dry… Keep my relation until I die… Happy Valentine’s Day !

Lamhe judai ke beqarar karte hai,halat mere mujhe lachar karte hai,ankhen meri padhlo,hum khud se zyada aapko pyaar karte hai

Tamana se nahi tanhai se dartay hain Pyar se nahi ruswai se dartay hain Milnay ki to bhut chahat he per Milnay k bad judai se dartay hain

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again.”

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Let me guess what U R doing… Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.

The Ones you love never put their name in heart but in circles because hearts can break but circles go on forever…….

Alone i can SAY, But together we can SHOUT. Alone i SMILE, But together we can LAUGH. Alone i can ENJOY, But together we can CELEBRATE. That’s the beauty of FRIENDSHIP.